Thursday, August 30, 2007

Spam I am.

Yes, I'm a devil. Wait. I'm a Daemonic Angela (Angel is Masculin- I'm not a guy!!!). See? I have the black and white wings, and the halo being held up by my horns *wink*. ANYWAYs, I found the FUNNIEST poem the other day- called Spam I Am; a parody of Sam I Am by Dr. Suess!! XD ITS DEDICATED TO RICCI-NESS! XD.



SpAm I aM:



My name is Spam.Spam I Am.
I have some stuff I'd like to sell.
Take a look!
It's really swell!

I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it, Spam I Am.
Spam I Am:
$500 software that really rocks!
Just 20 bucks--still in the box!

You are really full of bunk.
I do not want your bootleg junk!
I do not want your worthless Spam.
I do not want it Spam I Am.

Spam I Am:
How about some fast cash?
Fifty Thousand in a flash!!!

How stupid do you think I am?
I won't join your shady scam.
You are a sucker, you silly gitch.
If it worked, we'd all be rich!
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it Spam I Am.

Spam I Am:
Check out this great idea of mine!
For Web Hosting and Design!

I went to your site;
it really sucks!

For this you're charging lots of bucks?
You could at least learn to spell.
Why don't you just go to hell.
I do not want your worthless spam.
I do not want it Spam I Am.

Don't pretend your ads are new.
You insult us when you do.
I won't buy your worthless stocks.
Our heads are not full of rocks
Stop it Spam. Enough's enough.
I do not want your trashy stuff!
I do not want your damn spam!
I do not want it Spam I Am!


*points to her Fave Online Stuff* it's there, too, if you wanna bookmark/save it :).

Um.. more tomorrow- seeyas.