No, No, NO!

Mary Said: Chelsea - That wasn't fair. I'm NOT a weirdo, I'm not a dingbat, but it was funny. I love you.

I shalt prove this wrong: Remember August 24th? I Shall remind you...

"Did I ever mention my grandmother is A DITZ? Like a really bad one? No- really. I shall explain.So yeah, I went to work with my momster today (only for like an hour xD) so I could buy something at CVS (behind her work). So I decided I'd be my super-sneaky-Chelsea act and sneak out the back door while my Nana was getting into the shop. But, anyways, we were saying that I should go sit in Nana's car (the FrOgGy CaR >.<;) and wait, but then my nana would freak- so I snuck back to the door and peeked in. I was very sneaky, btw. I re-enter the place and this is the convo my nana and I have.Nana: How'd you get here?Me: I walked.Nana: I passed your house 10 mins ago and didnt see you walking!Me: I took the highway-way.Nana: I did too.Me: then how'd you pass the house if you went on the highway?Nana gives me a dirty look: Really, how'd you get here?Me acting all innocent: I used *the* teleport.Nana: What teleport?Me: My mind is ze teleport.Nana: Weirdo!Later, when Nana is running her fingers through her hair she says something about it being flat, so I go "Well.. you know... her ompf went away when she was born. It knew she was gunna be this dingy later in life!" XDBut, I'm telling you, the BEST Conversation we had this morning was when my mom was doing Nana's eyebrows.Nana: So.. do you think I could do these myself?Momster looks at her confused: Your eyebrows? With Wax?Nana: Yeah.Momster: Can you see your eyebrows?Nana: No...Me and Momster burst into laughter: No!LATERMomster: Just get Aunt Bobbie to tattoo eyebrows for you.Nana: Why?Momster answers and says: Stop moving or you won't have any eyebrows!Nana: well you suggested Aunt Bobbie tattoo my eyebrows.. then I could just SHAVE them off."

Back to that, again. YOU ARE A DINGBAT! AND A WEIRDO... Actually, basically everyone I know is a wacko.. wow.. weird (w, w, w, w,w,w,w :P).